About Me
- Tim Harwell
- Well, I was born an ordinary baby. But as time went by my family started to notice that I was notably ugly. And that is my most dominant feature. I'm an English major, and I hope to teach at a university, because..I hate high school kids. If I had the brains, I would become an astrophysicist. Space is the coolest thing ever. I'm an avid collector of things smaller than my thumb. I love punk rock. I play (poorly) in a band called Plan B Pursuit. I also have a knack for pissing off girl's boyfriends. Golden Girls is one of the funniest shows ever. Fuck you if you think differently. I always keep an extra pair of socks with me, because you never know when you're going to need spare socks. I spend most of my time recording songs, reading, masturbating, playing shows, knitting sweaters, and pining over girls who I have no chance with. And I think that George W. Bush is America's biggest dickhole President. Ever!